A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.
One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"
2007-08-31 08:15:52 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one babe!
2007-08-31 09:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-01-30 01:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Marla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
that is soooooo funny!!!
heres another one-
jim was engaged to the 'love of his life' mary. but there was one problem- he found mary's younger sister jodie quite attractive as well.
a few days before the wedding jim was at mary's house, and the only other person there was jodie. he was in the living room, waiting for mary to come home, when jodie came down the stairs....wearing the shortest skirt and the most revealing top ever.
she walked upto jim, and said, in a sexy voice 'wanna come into my room....you'll be more comfortable there....we could have some fun'
jim, nervous as anything, began to sweat.
jodie then said 'look, nobody's home, mary will never know. don't you want to make your days before the wedding worthwhile?'
jim's heart was beating really fast now.
then jodie said 'i find you very attractive and absolutely irresistable' then she kissed him.
jim then, unable to take anymore, ran out of the house.
as soon as he opened the door he saw mary's whole family (apart from jodie) standing outside clapping and cheering.
then mary's father walked upto him and said 'well done son, you have proved your self worthy of my daughter. you have passed the test....i am now proud to call you my son in law'
(mary's family was testing jim to see if he gave into temptation)
the moral of the story is.....always leave your condoms in the car!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-31 20:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like Twinkle's joke her's were funny
2007-08-31 08:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha maybe its been smoking while he has been having sex and thats whats stunted his growth!! lol!
:-)))
2007-08-31 11:01:55 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent that Jim.
2007-08-31 08:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha.....lol...here's one for you
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 08:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 08:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...here's one for you
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.
One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"
Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"
The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didnt move a single step to save her.
The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
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The next day he found a brand new Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the following wordings ...
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"Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law! !!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 08:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Babiee_Gurl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious. Star for you!
2007-08-31 08:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by the way have you quit yet? no, thought as much
2007-08-31 08:46:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋