A North Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
2007-08-31 08:12:26 · 35 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like ur jokes. but whats the answer to the last one?
2007-08-31 08:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by Rayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hic goes to the drug store.Slaps a used comdem on the counter and says"I need a retread".The pharmicist told him a new one is only 50cents. He scratched his head and said " I dunt no I better ask my bothers"
2007-08-31 08:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by Joe, Y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones Jim.
2007-08-31 08:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I hope they have better luck.
Thanks for the 2 points.
2007-08-31 18:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this it was funny! You can definatly tell who is a redneck an who is not by reading all the answers. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-01 19:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redneck Humour
2017-02-27 09:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This aint Redneck.
2007-08-31 08:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahhahaaaa, nice, brought a smile to my face.
2007-08-31 13:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!! im from North Carolina and we r not all rednecks!!!!! funny though. STAR 4 U!!!!!!!!
2007-08-31 09:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! They're not the brightest people on Earth. Not even close... :)
2007-08-31 08:20:20 · answer #10 · answered by bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋