A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."
2007-08-31 07:57:44 · 10 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, ewww, lol, ewww, lol, ewww.... I don't know whether to laugh or barf.... I'll go with laugh
2007-08-31 08:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahhhaha.....good one
Here's one for you
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 15:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. keep them coming.
2007-08-31 15:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
2007-08-31 15:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by La Sombra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww.....sex with animals.....
Just kidding....funny!
2007-08-31 15:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by TracyTracer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it this one very funny
2007-08-31 15:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-31 15:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.pinkbaboon.com/imagesrc-farmersutra.jpg
Your joke made me think of this!
D@mn funny sh!t
2007-08-31 15:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't laugh.Because is true.
2007-08-31 15:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by angler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one thanks
2007-08-31 15:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋