Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
"Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"
"I didn't ask for any details, " the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
"Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road--"
"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and told the lawyer so.
"Well, " said the farmer, "as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'"
2007-08-31 07:46:39 · 26 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've never heard any of the jokes you've told before. have a star for originality!!
2007-08-31 11:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAME>>>>>>I AM HONEST
here's one for you
Nine words women use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 )
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 14:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 6⤋
funny but i had to read it like 5 times....lol hey i dont go back to school for 5 more days
2007-08-31 15:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one and a star for you
2007-08-31 14:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO Well what can I say? I needed to shoot the horse and damn it he looked poorly
2007-08-31 23:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one babe.
By the way, how are you feeling Teresa?
Hope you're getting better.
2007-08-31 16:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha...good one, I think I would have experienced a miraculous healing if I were "farmer joe."
Have a good day....don't land in any ditches.....
2007-08-31 14:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sue F 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent teresa, how are you feeling today hun?
its great having you back
starred
2007-08-31 15:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny cal x
2007-08-31 15:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good....
oh.. and by the way....
I'm Feeling Fine too !!!!!!
(now, put that gun away !)
2007-08-31 16:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋