A guy walks into the welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter & said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur & bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes & he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips & you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a 2-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "Your bullshiiiiten me!!
The social worker said, "Yeah, well....you started it!"
2007-08-31 06:07:58 · 4 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, this one is a great one.....brought tears to my eyes....
Have a good day.
2007-08-31 07:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is sooo funny!
2007-08-31 13:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by SAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! that's a gem!
2007-08-31 13:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by stew pedasol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-31 13:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋