A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then
we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says ......... "HEBREWS"
2007-08-31 04:59:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Twinkle - pmsl thanks :-)
2007-08-31 05:11:43 · update #1
STAR!!!!!.... very very very good!!!! I can't wait to tell that to my HUbby... thanks!!! =)
2007-08-31 05:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-31 12:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-08-31 12:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..funny
here's one for you
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?"
"Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you:
First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework.
Second, you have a dirty mind.
And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 12:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's funny! I'm going to remember that one! STAR!
2007-08-31 12:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wkd tha was funi u gets a star frm me
2007-08-31 13:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2007-08-31 12:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol worthy of a star :)
2007-08-31 13:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-08-31 12:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi there dolphin. why are you so cliche today? lol
2007-08-31 12:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
(^-^)v
2007-08-31 12:11:15 · answer #11 · answered by coconut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋