Be as sepcific as possible.
2007-08-31 04:53:44 · 20 answers · asked by Runedog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As much as Chuck Norris told him to.
2007-08-31 05:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Doug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2016-04-02 09:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
So no wood would get chucked by the rodent.
2007-08-31 05:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-08-31 04:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would chuck one more than the beaver chucking wood next to it. It's not about to let some cocky beaver show it up, that's for sure!
Yeah, that's the way I am. I have no work ethic until someone comes along thinking they can do the job better than I can, at which point I work until my legs fall from under me.
2007-08-31 05:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by Darn Penguin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roughly 1*1018 kg
Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Carpenter: "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood."
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Carpenter: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
2007-08-31 05:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by gedd500 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-31 05:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by god knows and sees else Yahoo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probabu wouldn't chuck the wood just would give it to the beavers.
2007-08-31 04:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Love Me Tender* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood
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2007-08-31 04:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Impossible to answer because they can't chuck wood and why would they even want to?
2007-08-31 04:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by Beatle fanatic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋