Joke::::The whorehouse?

Question

There is this extremely horny guy, skybluecarp, who loves to have sex with everyone except his wife. One day, he is going on a buisness trip, and before he leaves, his wife says, ''I'll leave you if you sleep with anyone on your trip.''
He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says ''Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.'' He thinks to himself, ''I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.'' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, ''Where can I get a whore?''
The nun says, ''I'll need $500 first.'' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, ''We will need another $100.'' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says ''Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.''

He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says,
















''Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.''

Answer 1

Serves you right skybluecarp, they probably heard your nickname,MANKY old carp, pmsl, brill hun

Have a star

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Answer 2

hahah...he shud've listened to his wife

Here's one for u

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at the downtown International Marriott."

"That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke to me."

"Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"

"He said, 'Where'd you get the lousy haircut?'"

CHeeRioS

Answer 3

Hehee, if it wasn't for blonde men they'd get no repeat business.

Answer 4

Hahahahahhaaaa, yep you definately happy again hun.

Answer 5

Nice one!

Answer 6

LOL! That was was terribly funny! You deserve a star. :D

Answer 7

hahahahaaaa should've listened to yer wife skybluecarp!!!

Very funny ............ no, brilliant hahahaha pmsl

Answer 8

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.









NOT

Answer 9

LOL very funny!

Answer 10

hahahhahah
good one