A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Man: Officer! There is bomb in my garden !
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
2007-08-31 04:06:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 04:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..both are good....here's one for you
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
Chris answered "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.Mitchell answered "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.Alec replied "I read a book".
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S H I T"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 11:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that one...here's one for you:
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
2007-08-31 11:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by Luvly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha funny
2007-08-31 11:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahaha
keep 'em coming
2007-08-31 12:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you are funny
2007-08-31 11:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, have a star
2007-08-31 11:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.
2007-08-31 11:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-31 11:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by kellyluv89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋