Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results,
I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
rain poured, and, of course, the power went off...
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES.
2007-08-31 04:03:37 · 11 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know this will be a matter of opinion to some people, but try to be nice. Remember it's just a joke.
Thank you.
2007-08-31 04:05:51 · update #1
HAHAHA!
Nice to see a funny clean joke once in the while. I try to post one from time to time. You sure got a star from me for this joke.
I wouldn't have guessed the punch line in a hundred years.
DE
2007-08-31 16:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this joke in an SMS message. Pretty good :)
Here's another one for your collection...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note saying, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." ^_^
2007-08-31 11:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. I hope that Satan and Jesus read your joke and laughed as I did.
2007-08-31 11:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming and I never heard that joke before....
and I'm not good at guessing the end of jokes either.
2007-08-31 12:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really just had to star this riddle! 10 out of 10!
2007-08-31 11:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! It has a funny air about it and is playful, not disrespectful. Good one!
2007-08-31 11:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Pete W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the start, i was really thinking - this couldn't be a good joke...
but after all the hypes and climax... the end was really enlightening, 'saving' and funny
thanks!!!
2007-08-31 11:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute. not dirty or degrading either finally clean since of humor
2007-08-31 11:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Teaser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-31 11:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reaaaally gooood! loved it! you get a star!
2007-09-01 13:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by Chuck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋