A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
2007-08-31 04:02:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
2007-08-31 04:02:19 · update #1
Guess I have learnt new lessons today from Chris the master of jokes. hahahaha
2007-08-31 04:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-31 11:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-31 11:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 11:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-08-31 11:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by cuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA FUNNY
2007-08-31 11:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very entertaining and amusing.
2007-08-31 11:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahaah
your 'nuts'
2007-08-31 12:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...funny!!
2007-08-31 11:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by arsenal rule 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Class mate made me smile, thanks
2007-08-31 11:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋