A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
2007-08-31 03:59:37 · 13 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer.
"Where's my Rolex!"
2007-08-31 04:01:16 · update #1
Hahahhahahaaaaa, looks like you've cheered up now
2007-08-31 04:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love lawyer jokes. A star for you! 10 out of 10!
2007-08-31 04:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...good one...here's one for you
One day Jack's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and
would slap the person who lied on the face.
Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,"Son why are you late from school?".
Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Jack on his face.
His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie",
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments" ,
Splatt... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."
"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes out of the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son"
The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Jack's mothers face!
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 04:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
I couldn't break my dog of the habit of chasing cars, so I sent him to law school to become a lawyer, now he just chases ambulances.
2007-08-31 04:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-08-31 04:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one hun hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-01 04:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me, didn't see the last bit coming!
excellent.
2007-08-31 04:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahah
brilliant punchline
2007-08-31 05:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You been sharpening your edges again hahahahaaa
That was a good'un hun .................... lol
2007-08-31 05:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was a good one!!! star 4 u! heehee
2007-08-31 04:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋