The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her husband shopping with her again!!!
Over the past six months, your husband, has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against your husband have been compiled and are listed below.
15 Things your husband has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, Code 3 in house wares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began to cry and asked “Why can't you people just leave me alone?”
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And, last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
2007-08-31 03:34:56 · 8 answers · asked by inhis_image 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMFAO
Those are some funny things.. Thats something that my boyfriend would do....
I love them all so much that I cant chose which one I laughed harder at!!
you get a star
keep them coming..
2007-09-04 14:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every single one of these are funny!!! Tears are coming out for laughing so hard!! LOL I might try a few of these at walmart tonight! you get a *
2007-08-31 10:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to talk to this guy over a cup of coffee....
edited:
....and ask him where'd he get those ideas and whether or not he'd mind if I try some of his ideas. ...
2007-08-31 10:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RTTTBIPMS...your a bad girl thats funny
2007-08-31 10:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Conan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ghost! you made me laugh real loud with that "letter".
It is hilarious. I will send a copy to all my friends. Thanks.
2007-08-31 10:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
harr. that's classic, i'm going to have to try some of those.
2007-08-31 10:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by iloatheonions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-31 10:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!
2007-08-31 10:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋