Three guys knocked on a farmer's door. They asked the farmer, "We noticed you have some milkweed over there. Would you mind if we get some milk?" The farmer said, "that's crazy, you can't get milk from milkweed..." The men replied, "We can, if you let us, we'll bring you some." So the farmer says, "OK, but you are wasting your time." A few hours later, the men return, giving the farmer a gallon of milk.
A few days later, the men return to the farmer's door. They ask, "We noticed you've got some honeysuckle over there. Do you mind if we get some honey?" The farmer says, "That's crazy, you can't get honey from honeysuckle." The men say, "We think we can. If you let us, we'll bring you some." So once again, thinking the men are wasting their time, the farmer agrees. And once again, a few hours later, the men return to give the farmer a jar of honey.
A few weeks later, the men return. "We noticed you have some pussywillows over there..." The farmer says, "Wait, I'm coming with you!"
2007-08-31 03:16:14 · 15 answers · asked by okie3469 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(sniggers from the back) heeheePussy. pussypussypussy. Jose and the pussycats.
2007-08-31 03:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good joke! I love it!
lol roflmao
2007-08-31 10:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the cleanest dirty joke I've evr heard. ⺠Made me laugh.
2007-08-31 10:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right that was a cute one.
I will give you a star for that.
2007-08-31 10:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-08-31 10:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Harvest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be in the field
2007-08-31 10:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-31 10:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so great. sounds like me and my buddies
2007-08-31 10:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by TOOL۞FAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-08-31 10:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by JennyJenJen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahah...lol..nice one
2007-08-31 10:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋