A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
2007-08-31 03:13:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what else do you do on the phone ??????
2007-08-31 04:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-31 10:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny
2007-08-31 10:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....here's one for you
Marketing Concepts
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------
she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 12:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny and could possibly have really happened!!!
2007-08-31 10:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Harvest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-31 11:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-31 11:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
now that was funny...
star on the way...
2007-08-31 10:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 11:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh...7/10
2007-08-31 10:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2007-08-31 10:32:16 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ Miss Sausage ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋