The guy is only about 20 but continuously does evil (yet somehow legal) things to his surrounding neighbors, such as 4AM airhorn blasts, middle of the night spotlight shining, shameless redneck decorations everywhere, etc. He has no apparent conscience, and seems to enjoy the stress he causes others.
I want to get this kid back, but nothing that would endanger him or others or be overly illegal.
Any suggestions?
2007-08-31 03:06:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
(arms crossed, glaring at you) Randy!!! where is this coming from, it does not sound like you at all. My advice would be to sit him down and talk to him, if that does not work, let the wolf out, THAT should cure him.
2007-08-31 03:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by laneydoll 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do not give him the pleasure of a reaction to any of the stupid things he does. There are plenty of things you could pull to get passive-aggressive revenge on him.
Sign him up for every magazine subscription that offers "bill me later".
Get a photo of him, and post an ad on all the homosexual personal ad websites you can find. Make the ad really raunchy. Give all of his real contact info, work address and phone number as well. Print out the ad, and mail it to his boss, girlfriend, parents, etc.
Call and order a number of dumpsters to be delivered to his house. Many dumpster companies will only charge for the removal of a dumpster. After a week or so, call the police to complain about the number of dumpsters in his yard. They will tell him he has to get them removed or face a ticket from them.
Write him creepy letters from a made up person at a fake address.
Whenever you find roadkill, pick it up and drop it off on his porch while he's away or sleeping.
Hit his car with paint thinner or eggs. Smear something disgusting in the door handles. Drop stinky things in his car if he ever leaves windows open.
I'm sure my list has got you thinking. Good Luck!
2007-08-31 03:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Vakari 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We had a practical joker for a neighbor once, total pain in the a**. One time my husband took a long plastic tie wrap and wrapped it onto the drive shaft of his car, the long end hits the under carriage of the car and sometimes the road depending on the height of the car. It makes a horrible flapping noise and it sounds like your car is about to fall apart. It won't hurt his car, but it will upset him until he figures out what's causing the noise.
That same neighbor put a sign on my husbands bumper that said "Honk if you want some gay love".
2007-08-31 03:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by my2centsworth 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL, AmericanPatriot!!
That's great. You need something subtle but horrendously embarrassing like A-P's idea. Anything more overt and he will just step up his antics, which appear to occur mostly at night. What is this guy doing for work that he has all this free time?Maybe he needs investigating by the IRS. Or the police. That should keep him busy.
2007-08-31 03:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Caligirlsmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a block party, invite him and then point him towards the laxative-laced brownies, order alot of food that no one in their right mind would eat (pineapple and jalaepno pizza) and have it delievered to his house so hes stuck paying the bill, go billy madison style and put flaming bags of poo on his porch, go into the city and find the manliest tranny for sale and send "it" his way, when he has alot of family or friends over send lots of gay porn with the biggest dildos u can find (kong dong works best here haha) and make a sepcial delivery or if all else fails...get a high power hose and spray the bejesus outta him when he walks outside..if he gets angry claim u were power washing the trees and u accidentally got him ;)
2007-08-31 03:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by jennybean7985 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The 4am blasts and shining a spotlight into your house, call the cops.
The decorations. Deal with it.
2007-08-31 03:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by Terri 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am giving my trade prank joke..........
get his telephone number
if you have call waiting on your phone ,, on your first line call time [popcorn] and when the recording starts telling the time, click to the other line and call him, and connect both calls so when he answers all he will hear is a recorded voice repeat the time every 10 seconds..........................do this when you think he is trying to go to sleep..... i think this is harmless and annoying at the same time.................. hope it works
or you can record the time recording on a cassette or cd, and when he is bothering you and the neighbors, play it loud enough so he can hear it......he might change his attitude...
if it were myself having to deal with this guy, i would get a video camera and film him doing this on a regular basis and turn it over the the local police department.....he might get nervous and stop if he sees you filming his actions, if he asks you what you are doing, tell him you are collecting evidence ........................
2007-08-31 22:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by walterknowsall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy some sex toys and mags, put them in a box. Label the box to his parents, but place a love note from a guy inside that box written to him.
2007-08-31 04:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he's sleeping call him on his cellphone and tell him it's his new alarm clock. Keep calling him and tell him that you need to do it because people like to switch their alarm clocks off, etc. Keep calling him and tell him how great this new alarm clock is.
2007-08-31 04:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about write a love letter to one of your neighbors and put his name on it.
2007-08-31 03:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by cosmicsurfrer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋