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Fwd: Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

2007-08-31 03:04:49 · 13 answers · asked by aabigaa2 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Hahahaha! Perfect!!!

2007-08-31 03:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 0 0

Yep heard it before, it's OK

To the guy who cried racist, Blondes aren't a race (oh yeah you're blonde)

2007-08-31 03:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1 0

Ha ha ha ha......man shes dumb.. but If i didnt grow up with 5 brothers Id probly think the same thing.

2007-08-31 03:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jaydalyn 5 · 0 0

Nice,but I don't get American football.

(I'm English)

2007-08-31 03:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0 0

Not very funny

2007-08-31 03:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0 0

lol I have heard that before but it is still funny

2007-08-31 03:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haven't heard it... haha very funny. Thank you.

2007-08-31 03:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

YOU RACIST! Blondes are not dumb! I'm a blonde male myself & I'm very knowledgeable!

2007-08-31 03:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2007-08-31 03:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0 0

HA-HA HA!!! That's funny!!!

2007-08-31 04:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by inhis_image 3 · 0 0

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