Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
2007-08-31 03:03:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the moral is ???????
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
2007-08-31 03:03:59 · update #1
I like that!! You've brightened my day and put everything into perspective. Thank-you.
Keep all these little stories coming and keep us all smiling!!!
2007-08-31 03:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by chocibics 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres your star honey.x
2007-08-31 03:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star.
2007-08-31 04:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-08-31 04:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true and funny
here's a star
2007-08-31 03:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-31 04:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! x
2007-08-31 05:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
xx
2007-08-31 05:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 04:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...nice one..
2007-08-31 03:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋