"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
2007-08-31 02:58:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahhahahha
good
2007-08-31 05:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ! How about adding in the classic,
"Why not spoil your dinner? afterall if Mummy has PMT she spoils dinner doesn't she?"
2007-08-31 04:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
I thought it was just my mum who said that!
2007-08-31 03:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In our wildest dreams as young'ns.
2007-08-31 03:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your humour never ceases. hahaha
2007-08-31 04:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. not true
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6. maybe, true
7. true
8.not true
9. not true
2007-08-31 03:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Deniz n 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a star,wonderfully funny!!!
2007-08-31 03:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-31 04:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny...............! Yes that is true of Mum's.
2007-08-31 03:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i tell my kids that all the time. LMFAO
2007-08-31 03:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋