how to annoy people xxx funny or not xxx?

Question

Ask people what gender they are.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Blow your nose when some one is eating.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Name your dog "Dog."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Answer 1

ha ha ha funny

Answer 2

Rip out the last pages of a book.

Keep a running dialogue of what's going to happen in something you are watching.

Put salt in a persons tea instead of sugar.

Fart in a lift, smile and say, "I did that and I'm proud of it."

Hide the TV remote control or their mobile phone.

Have their ring tone/s set up on your PC and play them when they are within ear range but not in the same room or near to their phone.

Eat something then make a face and open you mouth and spit the stuff back on the plate whilst in a restaurant.

Put a cockroach in your mouth then when you are near some women, open your mouth and let the cockroach out.

Let the air out of all the tyres on your neighbours car at night.

Jam a piece of paper into the workings of the photocopier at work after you have used it.

Keep nicking a persons Bic pens from their table whenever you get the opportunity.

When someone has gone out of the room, call them back and say, "How far do you think you would have gone if I hadn't called you back.

Answer 3

Yeah very annoying. Try telling a blonde September only has 30 days. LOL

Answer 4

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

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I must try that out one day, that's hilarious!!

Answer 5

How about:

E-mailing your desk-neighbour instead of talking to him/her.

Having your mobile set up with annoying text alarm tones and set them off at random points during the day, whilst ignoring it.
(also works for E-mails)

Whistle/hum loudly & constantly.

Answer 6

I LOVE this!! I love to annoy people especially in public!! I gotta go to Wal Mart tonight and aggravate some people!! Love it!!!

Answer 7

You should call this how to REALLY annoy people, if you've noticed most people can be annoying without even trying.

Answer 8

that would be veeeeeery funny, if i had the time i'd try some of those out.

i spend most of my time now annoying my parents and sibling.

Answer 9

HAHA, have you ever seen how to irritate people by monty python??

Answer 10

ha ha

Answer 11

i would rate that 10/10 i might try some of them...
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