BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'
Here's some advice for you: Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
2007-08-31 01:54:19 · 10 answers · asked by Jody W 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of
Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!
2007-08-31 01:55:30 · update #1
LOL! That's hilarious; thanks for sharing and a star for you!!!
2007-08-31 02:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kind of diet too but without the skim milk. I like 2%
2007-08-31 02:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Applered24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the idea of finising off everything I've started, so I will finish all the started biscuits etc. and I just won't start doing any housework.
2007-08-31 01:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl i didnt even know about the stressed thingy and very nice diet star4u
2007-08-31 02:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my kinda diet..and ya know what? i think i'm gunna take Dr. Niel's advice...captain morgan here i come!
2007-08-31 01:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-31 02:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my kind of diet fantastic :) lol
2007-08-31 01:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 02:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-31 03:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by philip k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drunk???
2007-08-31 01:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by sweety-pie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋