A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind
my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she
asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato
but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored
you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your
thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got
something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."
"Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were
thinking," he answered.
2007-08-31 01:42:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Lion, Hehehehehehehe You got to Love kids. You earn a star from me.
Lol
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poppy1
2007-08-31 12:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star!
2007-08-31 01:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny shouts out in college bypass over i an't obtained no pencil. no johnny says the instructor you have not have been given any pencil ,i've got not got any pencil , they have have been given no pencils. johnny says who's obtained the full bloody pencils then
2016-10-17 07:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a star for you
2007-08-31 01:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, thats a great one so have to remember that and tell my mum, good one any more???
2007-08-31 01:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-08-31 01:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA : )
2007-08-31 02:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋