A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here
believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40
students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises! his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
2007-08-31 01:19:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Heck! From
way back there I thought you said "Goats!"
2007-08-31 01:20:34 · update #1
Hi Lion, Hahahahahahahaha I didn't see that one coming.
Great joke I loved it.
Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
P.S. I feel sorry for those poor goats!!! Lol
2007-08-31 12:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 08:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a redneck in a university
lol
2007-08-31 08:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! This is so funny! Thanks for the morning laugh! Have to love those southern rednecks!
Star worthy!
2007-08-31 08:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Funny!!
Here's a star for you!!
2007-08-31 08:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by bracesbabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Goats make it worse.
2007-08-31 08:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA : )
2007-08-31 09:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋