A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn
2007-08-30 23:58:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know the funny part.. My husband would ask me the exact same question.. But it would be " Honey, can you please help me mow the lawn.. I need to relax for a sec.. !!"
To this day I still haven't mowed the lawn!!
You get a star
2007-09-05 10:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
treat em mean keep em clean
well the lawn is clean and tidy at least
lmao
2007-09-06 09:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever had sex on a motorised lawn mower?
2007-08-31 00:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. Star 4 U.
2007-08-31 00:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep just like a lazy man!- made me chuckle though!STAR!
2007-08-31 00:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it but it mysteriously made me giggle. I'll give you a star for that.
2007-08-31 00:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by nami-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny good try again
2007-09-05 21:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by billako 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!!
not heard it before, different
star xx
2007-08-31 00:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny, have a star!
2007-08-31 00:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey the husband was bad!!
2007-08-31 00:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋