i stole this from me..try this witout a punchline..A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55?

Question

The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of
it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's
up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"
Additional Details

4 hours ago
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag!" (sorry couldn't resist)

Answer 1

good one and u got a star for it from me

Answer 2

A blonde was going down the road when a police officer pulled her over. "Ma'am do you know how fast you were going!?" She replied, "The speed limit of course 95" "That's not the speed limit!, The speed limit is 55, 95 is the name of the highway!" He glanced over at her passenger who was white as a sheet. "What's wrong with your passenger?" She said "We just got off the last highway" "200?" "Yes"

Answer 3

yes good job done by the husband as she deserved it cheating him.

Answer 4

nice line

Answer 5

lol..... nice.

Answer 6

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