A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, cr*p, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2007-08-30 22:40:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cracking up ;-) !!xx
2007-08-30 22:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
2007-08-30 22:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Afi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanx hun a giggle to start my day, hehehehe
Have a star
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2007-08-31 03:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An excellent golden oldie!
2007-08-30 23:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie, but still funny. Very visual! peace
2007-08-30 22:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still makes me chuckle. No, I am not blonde!
2007-08-30 22:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny, gotta love those blonde jokes.
2007-08-30 22:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by nikkismiles7 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quality, I can't understand how some folk don't get it! FOOLS
2007-08-30 22:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by tinotoin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brill, love it
2007-08-31 02:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. ha
2007-08-31 02:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like
i like thats ace well funny
2007-08-31 02:13:13 · answer #11 · answered by Emma K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋