She grabbed all her equipment and put on her fishing outfit.. She walked out onto the icy surface and found a good spot. She took a knife and made a large circle in the ice with it.
"NO! Not there! You will find no fish!" a booming voice announced out of nowhere. So the blonde moved a few feet away and made another circle. "NO!! Not there either!!" The voice boomed again. The blonde moved a third time, making another circle on the ice.
"I said, NO!! There is no fish there!!" The voice boomed again.
"Is that you, God?" The blonde called out.
"NO!!" The voice boomed. "It's the manager of the ice rink!!"
2007-08-30 21:55:15 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i give it a 9.95 out of 10 and a star
2007-08-30 22:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cat's Eye Angie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo . all this particular joke is lmfaoooooooooo.
LTMBRA( laughed till my bumm rolled away)
cheers mate
2007-08-31 05:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dont go fishing with her
2007-08-31 05:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing...its great!!
but u shood put a ur mum or a ur face in it!!
2007-08-31 04:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by LegitXFlabz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...... and that's why you never see blondes ice fishing, boys and girls! ;-]
2007-08-31 05:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesn't need anything, it needs to be edited. EVERYTHING
2007-08-31 05:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh its the MANAGE(HE)R!!!!!
2007-08-31 05:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋