A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
2007-08-30 21:53:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it, I get this one. thanks for the laughs, need them today
2007-08-31 02:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eye eye that's your lot and what a lot she got. Saw I to I. Nudge nudge wink wink. Nuff said know what I mean. Too much of a good thing. Eye's down for second round.
2007-09-01 06:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk Yuk Yuk!
How 'bout the blonde on one side of the river
hollers to the blonde on the opposite bank.
"HEY! How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde hollers back:
"You ARE on the other side!"
2007-08-30 21:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by teetiger 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like his eyes passed the examination.
2007-08-31 02:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, just spat coffee on the floor, laughing.
2007-08-30 22:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaaaaa, now thats more fookin like it you manky old carp, PMSFL.
2007-08-30 23:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.95 out of 10 and a star.
2007-08-30 22:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Cat's Eye Angie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny just cos ive heard it others havn't
2007-08-30 21:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by Conan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
xD
i love blonde jokes!
2007-08-30 22:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"But no matter, I will examine you with my eyes nonetheless"
said the doctor
2007-08-30 21:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
funny star for u
2007-08-30 21:59:51 · answer #11 · answered by sweetie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋