It's strange really, I feel nauseous in the early evenings when I wake up, I have the oddest cravings (onion soup mixed w/ pumpkin juice) I'm normally so focus and in control and yet lately I've been afflicted with mood swings. I don't understand I haven't "been" with anyone since 1947 and.....I'm male...either parthenogenesis is a side effect of 7 horcuxes or this is a sign from a diety or dieties who's existance I've always rejected. What do you think, could I be indeed with child?
2007-08-30 21:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Take a bezoar and mix it with powdered basilisk fang. That should take care of the strange feelings and have you feeling as good (or as bad) as new in no time.....
2007-08-30 21:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I think the Enquirer would pay BIG money to talk to you!
2007-08-31 05:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably, but relax, in your case it's almost certainly a 'phantom pregnancy'.
2007-08-31 05:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I suggest a psychiatrist may be in order.
2007-08-31 05:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by roselyn m 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think this is just a pregnant pause,
2007-09-07 01:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh we are gonna make some serious money. i will buy your story from you! inquiring minds wanna know!
2007-08-31 05:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha..... I hope you will invite me at the baptism. :p hugs
2007-08-31 05:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God had sex with you and his son will be born from you and will be the 2nd savior of mankind.
2007-08-31 05:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋