THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damm! There go the lights again...
# What's this doing here?
# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
# What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
# Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
2007-08-30 21:40:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
# What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
hhahahahah i wet my pants!
2007-08-30 21:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't SCREAM!!!
They r really good!!
Three surgeons met at a convention, and during the break, they began discussing what types of patients they liked to operate on.
The first doc said, "I prefer to operate on short people because it's more of a challenge to get the job done without making as large an incision."
The second surgeon replied, "Challenge, shmallenge. I prefer to operate on oriental people because their anatomy is always textbook perfect. Everything is in the right place every time.
The third doctor said, "Obviously neither of you has ever done surgery on a lawyer. They are by far the easiest patients to cut on. When you open them up, you'll see that they have no heart, they certainly have no guts, and their rear end is interchangeable with their mouth."
2007-08-30 21:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny really from a guy who's having surgery in like 3 weeks that's funny
2007-08-30 21:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Marion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love the what do you mean he wasnt in for a sex change lol great made me giggle star 4 u
2007-08-30 23:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl clown
2007-08-30 21:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little bit
2007-08-30 21:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Darkchild 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo scream pal these are screamily fantastic . cool mate keep them commin . cheers
2007-08-30 22:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...the asker may find it funny but the the patients are definitely not...
2007-08-30 21:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Joymash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost vomited at the lack of humor.....didnt even read half of it.
stick to your daytime job and lay off the drugs and booze!
2007-08-30 21:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hold on...my ten year old is reading them...shes confused!!! lol
2007-08-30 21:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋