A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2007-08-30 21:05:54 · 8 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
RTTTBIPMS thats one i have never heard star
2007-08-30 21:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooo. it was hillarious .
so the lesson of the is n continue to mate 365 a year but not with the same cow but with a different goat .
cheers mate .
2007-08-30 21:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
al right so if you do decide to do it, you'd need plenty of condoms..... now if you collect all these condoms, 365 of them to be precise,and then melt them down and make a tyre out of the rubber you get, you can actually call it a Good Year
2007-08-30 22:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is really hilarious. that is one joke that i haven't never heard before.
2007-08-30 22:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by baby _girl_06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....thats so funnnyy....the lady got it right back on the face...a star for u...
2007-08-31 17:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sooooo funny!!!
bet that taught the lady...something!!!
cool...great joke!!
hillarious...brilliant!!!
2007-08-30 21:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-08-30 21:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-08-30 21:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋