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A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."

2007-08-30 19:43:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

Super One, (I Have Told That One You Told.) :P

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2007-08-31 01:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 1 0

"As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again."
Does it make a difference??the guy is blind after all.. lolz
but an average joke.. didnt like it much to be honest

2007-08-30 20:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash." i cant interprete this.

2007-08-30 19:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by pedestrian 3 · 0 5

lmfaooooooooo kool killburn

well says the dog i am blind and his my guide man .

cheers 10./10 for this joke .

2007-08-30 20:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good 1

2007-08-30 22:20:39 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

hahahahaha thats funny as lol krak up A+++

2007-08-30 20:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by kalinshane 3 · 0 0

funny but the poor dog.

2007-08-31 02:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lyndall T 2 · 1 0

Hysterical!!

2007-08-30 19:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yeah! but give us someting newer as I heard that one ar Primary School!!

2007-08-30 21:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

omg thats funny

2007-08-30 19:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by Devilskillz 2 · 3 0

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