when I got to hell I wore an I'm with stupid T-shirt and stood next to satan?
2007-08-30 19:11:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol, i dont care who you are, that there is funny. brave for speaking like that.
2007-08-30 19:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by warrior*in*the*making 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think about where you got your version of 'hell'.
Was it from your own personal religious leader or from just reading secular articles.
What happens to you if you get there late and it is not there?
(Revelation 20:14) And death and Ha′des were hurled into the lake of fire. This means the second death, the lake of fire.
Now " Hades" is Greek for " Hell".
Seems it will be done away with.
No longer there!
Makes you wonder if those who taught you really know what they are talking about.
so WHAT is Hell, actually?
It is closely associated with death. and when death goes, so will Hell.
So if there is no more death, WHAT ELSE will there be no more of...
GRAVES....
NO MORE GRAVES.
SO HELL IS SIMPLY OUR GRAVE.
At the moment, everyone gores there.
but not forever.
Ask yourself...WHO are these ones?
(Psalm 37:11) But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth, And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.
(Psalm 37:29) The righteous themselves will possess the earth, And they will reside forever upon it.
Forever...with no death.
And they are NOT in heaven.
2007-08-31 05:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you wont be wearing anything in hell, besides you'll be falling down an endless pit so there will be no standing, somone once told me it'll be dark 2 so no one will be able to see it anyway.
Though I hope you dont go there and you do know there are other options, Im going to pray for you! maybe.if i remember.
2007-08-31 02:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Janey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd burst into flames and scream and wail for all eternity, just like everyone else (including Satan - he won't rule in hell, he'll burn just like everyone else).
2007-08-31 02:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by doppler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you never get the chance. Take note of your life and turn to God. Hell is no laughing matter.
2007-08-31 02:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might take pity on you and assign you as a non-member of a naked group of sexually improper woman for eternity, but you can't touch, and he blinds you also before he sends you away to the group.
2007-08-31 02:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell is nothing to be joking about, it is very real, and you don't want to find out for yourself how real it is, because once you inter, there is no coming back.
2007-08-31 02:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HMMM if you got kicked out of hell, where would you go?
2007-08-31 02:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by phil8656 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The letters would melt off.
2007-08-31 02:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil would laugh as he poked every bone out of your body. LOL.
2007-08-31 02:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you text us when you get there and let us know. Oh, and don't forget to wear your flame retardent long drawers.
2007-08-31 02:27:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋