start my own religion and follow the teachings of Conan O'Brien. Who would like to join me?
2007-08-30 18:31:29 · 12 answers · asked by WIl 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boo...but YAY! 2 points
2007-08-30 18:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
- Conan O'Brien
2007-08-31 01:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Capernaum12 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have a noble calling.... but do not be deceived. Your religion will break up into denominations. Some demanding that you own VHS tapes of old shows, others insisting that memorization of dialogs be required for true enlightenment...... then it will get bad...... cults will develop that only claim to follow his teachings, but blaspheme and do as David Letterman would have them do.
I wish you luck in your endeavor.... many wise, strong, earnest (usually drunk) men have walked in your footsteps and failed. It is not for the weak of heart....... aw, what the heck, anybody could do it!
2007-08-31 01:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but like George Carlin, I think Joe Pesci would be more worthy of recieving our prayers...lol.
Now if you make Triumph the Insult Comic Dog a demigod or something, I may have to consider...
2007-08-31 01:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Conan isn't really my thing, although he would be OVERJOYED to hear you want to worship him.
I think I will stick with Oprah. She already has a pretty established worshiping crowd.
2007-08-31 01:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sandra B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a false prophet. The true savior is Craig Ferguson! I darn you to heck!
2007-08-31 01:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by phil8656 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to go with *bill k* on the George Carlin part
2007-08-31 01:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Isn't Dennis Leary his cousin? We need his input too!
2007-08-31 01:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
who knows it will go no where
no, I am taken I am forever in the Blood of the Lamb and sealed until the day of redeemption
2007-08-31 01:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey, you stole my idea. Cut me in for a percentage.
2007-08-31 01:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋