2007-08-30 17:35:24 · 18 answers · asked by suigeneris-impetus 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I would have to invest money into property that would support goats and cows and make my own cheese!
Dang, I like cheese...
2007-08-31 14:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Libby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They always announce the laws a few days before they come into effect. I'd make a made dash to the store and buy everything they have in stock. Then, I'd go online and find ways to make cheese before those sites are banned, then I'd run back to the store and buy all of the ingredients to make cheese. Then I'd clean my huge basement, and start an (literally) underground cheese manufacturing plant. Cheese has a long shelf life... And needs to be aged for at least 6 months for quality cheese. Then I'd go to New York and sell the cheese from my basement to other cheese "addicts" in plastic bags for ridiculous prices. I'd become a cheese dealer. I'd be rich, run for President, and when I get elected, I'd try to reinstste the legality of cheese, the dairy God's give to the human race. This is all assuming I don't get arrested for illegal dairy substance abuse...
2007-08-31 01:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by bob 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When they outlaw cheese making then only outlaws will make cheese. I love to break laws that's why they make so many of them.
2007-08-31 00:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to buy it on the black market because pizza just isn't the same without it, and I can't imagine life without Greek pizza!
We would probably see houses in our neighborhoods where cars came and went quickly and often. Instead of being worried about the 'drug' house in our neighborhood, we'd be watching the 'cheese' house.
Cheese lords might have to hide and defend their cow herds.
Does the law include cottage cheese too?
2007-08-31 02:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Habitus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start making cheese, set up a undercover black market for my product.
I'd would start out small then employ a few trusted cheese dealers who I would reward handsomely for their loyalty.
I would then get a whole cheese dealing network running initially throughout the country then go global. And make a fortune.
2007-08-31 00:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by bean 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Join up with Hickory Farms and their lawyers then take it to Washington. My fave snack is cheese (washed down with wine).
2007-08-31 01:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by bethcoughy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loose 20 pounds and 1000 points of tryglycerides!
2007-08-31 00:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd become an outlaw.
2007-08-31 03:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sell cheese in the form of crack - lol - but seriously ill be ya cheese pusher baby -
2007-08-31 00:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by imissmahboo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to admit it but I'd probably wine!!! (you know how it goes...do you want some cheese with that whine?!!)
2007-09-02 13:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by thetrophyqueen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋