Color on the walls?
Pee in the hamper?
Something worse?
2007-08-30 16:23:06 · 10 answers · asked by MountainChick 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Hmmm . . . disturbing things I've caught my 2 year old doing . . . let's see . . .
1. Eating a bug
2. Coloring her butt with a pink marker
3. Pooping in the bath tub
4. Sticking her hand down a stinky diaper and painting the walls with it.
5. Playing in the litter box like it was a sand box.
6. *TRYING* to stick herself in the eye with a screw driver.
7. Telling a strange check out lady, "I love you!"
8. Eating chapstick (her poop smelled so minty fresh!)
9. Sitting on the cat saying, "horsey, horsey!"
Oh the list could really go on and on. She's quite a monkey!
2007-08-31 07:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Pleasant☼ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I think that everytime we go outside and she runs for the dog--straight for his butt, and I mean the butthole--she tries to touch it every time. It's sick! She also loves to throw things in the toilet, and she's very quick if you mess up and leave the bathroom door open for a nanosecond--she races in, throws up the lid, and throws in whatever she can get in her hands. I guess this is normal :) ?
2007-08-31 01:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by Corozal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes many times! I just shake my head in wonder at some of things they do! But if you just try to have a little humor, it makes it much better, if nothing else life is always keeping you on your toes!
2007-08-30 23:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other day after putting my boyfriends daughter down for a nap me and him ended up taking a nap almost outside her room becasue thats where the fan was. well, i woke up because his 2 year old tapped me on the shoulders and told me that she wanted to wash her hands. so i instantly oppened my eyes to see her covered in chocolate.
she had quietly opened her door to her room, stepped over both of us, snuck into the kitchen, oppened the fridge, taken the king-sized chocolate bar out (which we had no idea was even in there) and then began eating it. well after much of it melting and her having complete run of the house after not waking us up. there was chocolate on her door, her arms her belly, legs etc, the wall of her room, her bed, the toilet & and toilet paper, and the best one: my boyfriends back.
2007-08-31 01:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by someone 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I ask myself that very question every.single.day. Today it was when he took 2 rolls (was working on getting the 3rd out of the bag when I caught him) of toilet paper and rolled them out in circles around our family room floor.
2007-08-31 04:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dump out a cologne bottle and fill it up with playdoo. (put back the spritzer too. Of course this is one of many.
2007-08-30 23:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Marge Simpson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tried to use a beach shovel to get a golf ball out of his little brothers mouth.
2007-08-31 00:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by jpetals 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1- pour out all the talcum powder at 4 am while i was sleeping - and soundly after just having a baby
2- just plum on afternoon decide to poop in his room and invite his brother to play in it!
2007-08-30 23:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by mamato3 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Covered herself and her baby sister (and the floor) in hot cocoa powder. (They ate most of the marshmallows, though.)
2007-08-31 00:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by adoptive mom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my son peed in a juice box. He somehow managed to get the pee in the little straw hole and not get it anywhere else. we were angry, but also impressed!
2007-08-30 23:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by parental unit 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋