A friend of mine did this yesterday thought id do it too :)
Pick the month you were born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I karate chopped
April-I licked
May-I jumped on
June-I smelled
July-I did the Macarena With
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a snowman
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends' boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-a smurf
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-Chuck Norris
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a surfer
30-a llama
31-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-because I'm cool like that.
Black-because that's how I roll.
Pink-because I'm NOT crazy.
9 minutes ago
Red-because the voices told me to.
Blue-because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange-because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself
2007-08-30 16:01:14 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I LICKED MY DOG BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT.
HOW LOVELY.
2007-08-30 16:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by HoneyBee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I karate chopped a baseball bat because someone offered me $1,000,000! Anyways, in God's mind, there are no such thing as silly questions.
2007-08-30 16:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by Animal Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geeze...
I licked Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.
I think what this accomplished even more was..."how many people don't look at the rest of the question text?" lol
2007-08-30 16:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had lunch with a smurf because I'm cool like that.
heeheeheeheeheehee
I think God loves for people to spread the laughter around. I think the devil HATES it when we laugh together as brothers and sisters in unity.
So giggle on, my jocular Jesusites!!
Anybody knows what's blue and creamy?
2007-08-30 16:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I danced with a football player because I'm sexy and do what I want. (And, YES, it was a female team player I danced with)
God allows death and suffering. Do you think he minds a little harmless humor??
2007-08-30 16:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Whynot 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I jumped on a fork because I can't control myself.
Yeah, that's a pretty accurate description of me- uncontrollable self-sacrifice.
2007-08-30 16:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by gehme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I yelled at a fireman because I'm a ninja.
And no there are no stupid questions....only idiots who ask too many.
2007-08-30 16:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course he does. You should enjoy life and have fun.
so. . . I danced with an ipod because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. lol
2007-08-30 16:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you better ask for His forgiveness before He strikes you down.
I loved a Fireman because thats how I roll.
How can this be,I'm not Gay. I guess it must have been a Firelady. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
I'm going to bed...........
2007-08-30 16:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by jimbobob 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I yelled at a surfer cuz thats how I roll
2007-08-30 16:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i danced with a stuffed animal because big bird said to, and he's my leader.
2007-08-30 16:07:52 · answer #11 · answered by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋