There's no such thing as Satan
There's no such thing as God
I heard it on a cast
that came from an iPod
But I really didn't need
someone else to tell me what to think
I put Kent Hovind on a junk mail list
That must really stink
It's funny how certain people
are out to rule the earth
they should make into a movie
starring Colin Firth
There was no Noah's Ark
There was no Jesus either
Fictional character's aren't real
Just ask Ward and June Cleaver
I hope this stupid poem
was not a waste of time
you'll have to forgive me
I drank a bit of wine
THANK YOU LAS VEGAS! GOODNIGHT!
2007-08-30 15:57:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ladies and Gentlemen!! He'll be here all week!! Tip your waitresses!!
Let's give a big hand to NECROMOMICON!!!
2007-08-30 16:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a second! How would it make Satan proud if you said he doesn't exist! Anyways it rhymes well (I disagree with most of it, but to each his own) but just to let you know that Jesus is a historical person. The religion aspect of him, however, is up to you.
2007-08-30 23:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Animal Girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got a limerick for you:
There once was a man from Nanucket...
eh, I think I'll just have a drink just for shiggles. *gulp*
2007-08-30 23:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for introducing a bit of negativity into my night. I'd like to see you come back with a positive poem...Blessings!
2007-08-30 23:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not bad.
And what's with all of the poetry tonight? Have we all been drinking the Green Fairy?
2007-08-30 23:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A little too much on the drink, don't you think?
2007-08-30 23:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by controlfreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I must say it is interesting. I do know that God loves you and he wants to use you for his ministry some day. When you are ready he will be waiting. God Bless!
2007-08-30 23:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by b n real 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i didnt give you the satisfaction to read your poem and i was polite, jesus jesus jesus,say it before you die and you will go to heaven good luck in your lifes journey
2007-08-30 23:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by tina l 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two tears, right here.
2007-08-30 23:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Red 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You got the talent but why are you wasting your talent on writing something that is so ***### wrong??????
2007-08-30 23:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by Hottie Pro 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋