A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
2007-08-30 15:34:51 · 16 answers · asked by Victoria 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
2007-08-30 15:35:12 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
THAT IS GOOD!
LMFAOO I WOULD GIVE YOU LIKE 10 STARS FOR THIS!
BUT I CAN'T! BUT STILL, ONE IS GOOD!
AHAHAHA! SO FUNNY.
2007-08-30 15:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-17 12:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a different version of this joke before but I like your joke better. STAR!!!!!!!!
2007-08-30 16:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One star from me.
2007-08-30 15:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave you a star
while writing this here haiku
now to wrap it up
2007-08-30 16:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burn! Owwwww! That was terrible funny! :D lol
2007-08-30 15:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-08-30 16:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by avril_is_the_hotest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! THATS FULARIOUS! GREAT JOB! STAR!
2007-08-30 15:39:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! damn u are funny! hahahahaaahaha! i like that joke sooooo much
2007-08-30 15:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-30 15:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by beautifulxxlies. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋