A blonde decides to try horse back riding, even tho she has no experience with it what so ever. She mounts the horse and it quickly springs inot motion. It gallops along and a rythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slip from the saddle, in terror she grabs for the horses mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck but slides down the horse anyway. The horse gallops along seeming unaware of the slipping rider. Finally giving up on her fail grip, the blonde decides to try jump off of the horse to safty. Unfortunanly her foot gets caught in the stirrup she is now at the mercy of the of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over......
As her head is battered against the ground, she is meer moments away from unconsienseness when to her great fortune, Bobby the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2007-08-30 15:05:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am blonde, and this joke is one of the ones that is so funny it doesnt bother me
2007-08-30 15:15:57 · update #1
for more blonde jokes go to funnies.com or flshfunpages.com
2007-08-30 15:27:34 · update #2
oops flashfunpages.com
2007-08-30 15:27:55 · update #3
like OMG that happned 2 mr yesterday! jk LOL
2007-08-30 15:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by Emily B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-05-17 12:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I admit, I had my doubts when I first started reading, because I thought I've heard all of the funny blonde jokes.
Man was I wrong! LOL! This made me laugh! Glad I'm alone at work right now. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-08-30 15:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by BBHunter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup
2015-06-26 09:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a lot of blonde jokes, but this one is new! I too was blonde (but have now dyed my hair), but I still like it too!
2007-08-30 15:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by magpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanq.
And the blonde buys nothing ?
2007-08-30 15:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 15:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the first blonde joke I have heard in a long time that I actually laughed at. Thanks!!
2007-08-30 15:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by reb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, as a blond i find blond jokes VERY affensive.
secondly, i dont get it one bit...
2007-08-30 15:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked this one, it was good. i thought it was about her F***ing the horse... But i like this
2007-08-30 15:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋