Prof. of maths sends wife a txt "dear wife ur 54 yrs old, u can no longer satisfy my needs so when u get this i will be in a motel with my 18yr old assistant i'm sorry i will be late home" Wife sends reply " dear husband you're also 54 and by the time u get this i'll also be at motel with 18yr old toyboy, you're a mathematician so you'll kno that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18, so dont wait up floppy knob"!
2007-08-30 13:44:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 13:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the origninal!
Note from Husband
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with
you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the
same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18. As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
2007-08-30 13:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Stevie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Women might appreciate it more than the men but glad to see some of the men see the funny side of it.
2007-08-31 06:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by little nell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-30 14:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Like It A Lot! =P
2007-09-02 03:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey this question should be in the mathamatics section
c'mon people get with it
sheesh
2007-08-30 20:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the reason the people above dont get it its because they cant do math
2007-08-30 13:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by animoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a violation for that joke :(
2007-08-30 13:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, i rather the hard knob!
2007-08-30 13:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-08-30 13:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋