HELP!!...I need some creative uses for a kayak paddle?

Answer 1

Get creative.
Redo a bedroom in your house. Use it as a headboard, or a foot board on the bed. use it as a hook for clothes, or hats. Otherwise you can use it to chase pigs around your yard

Answer 2

It would make a good fire, spanker, center pole for your kayak to hang a sail on, a pizza peel, poop picker upper, cribbage board, a moose whacker (better have running shoes on), a hard to use snow shovel, a pry bar for you garage door, tie a rag on it to dust down spider webs, with the right kind of ball you could make up a new ball game, use to poke your significant other in the butt, jam the handle in kids spokes as they ride by to get them off your sidwalk, a remoter button pusher, a prop for the garage door when you have to paint it, poke people with it to see if they are dead after they touch a HOT wilre, a push stick for roller blading or skate boarding, an aid in leaping ditches and tall buildings, a squirrel smaker, rock knocker, as a crutch or a cane, drill a small hole in the handle end and insert a refill and use it for a non stealable pen, key fob, attach it with a chain to your wallet to keep people from stealing your wallet, a short foul ball post for base ball, a weed digger, a potato digger, a smart *** smacker, leaning post, fence post, fire wood, a seat between two stumps, cut it up for tooth picks, pencils, lollipop sticks, fudgecycle sticks, or popcycle sticks, a measuring stick, shark smacker, a cane, a crutch, a bridge across a very narrow stream, polish it and use it for a mirror, sign board to tell other drivers to get the f**k off the phone, a sign post, a dog defense mechanism, a computer whacker, a dull axe, an inefficient shovel, a water scoop, a salad tosser, a pumpkin tosser, a narrow sun shade, a fence board, put a rope through the handle and twirl it overhead as a noise maker, nail a mitt to it and use it to catch balls at the ball park, mount a camera on it to get a different (high) perspective, tomato stake, meat tenderizer, bread remover (from the oven), bread server...gosh there are probably a lot more things to use it for but I should move on to the next question.

Answer 3

They're great for spanking the birthday person
Stirring cream into butter
Marking the grave of your kayak
Use as a book mark if Cocktail table Books
Using as a tennis racket or bat
Carrying a loaf of hot bread
Stirring witches brew in a cauldron
Turning pancakes
Flattening pork tenderloins
Smashing boiled potatoes
Holding up a sign with the arriving party's name on it at an incoming flight

Answer 4

Shove more clothes into the washing machine after they are wet. That is what I see the ladies at the laundromat do with those broken off toilet plunger sticks. I think a kayak paddle would be more sanitary.

Answer 5

Well if you don't need it, SELL IT! lol.
or like the other girl said, use it at decoration in a room it would fit; Like maybe if you have a garage that you use to hang out in, or maybe a basement that you use as a family room.
Or you could always go kayaking... they work very well in those situations...

Answer 6

If you are planning to start on your woodworking project, this isn't something you should use, it's something that you would be insane not to. Go here https://tr.im/NtMWN
Truth is, I've been a carpenter for almost 36 years, and I haven't found anything like this for less than 10's of thousands of dollars.

Answer 7

besides kayaking....or solo canoeing

You can put it on the wall as a decoration

Answer 8

Play some tropical music and have a LIMBO party!

Answer 9

Come on over here and bend over.....LOL
You think it has that little curve in it
just to move the water?

Answer 10

hang it outside your car window and drive by people walking on the street and it will spank them lol jk