An obnoxiously loud, VERY rude, snarling woman walks into WalMart
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The WalMart Greeter (a seasoned elderly gentleman, gray of hair and with
still a little sparkle in his eyes) says, "Good morning and welcome to
WalMart. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The rude woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't
twins. The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do
you really think they look alike?!"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
2007-08-30 13:33:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my God too funny...and by the way I think I know this lady. star
2007-08-30 13:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
time-honored cat-"i wont supply up portray till the international seems the way it is going to. im on a project to make heaven seem as though my community." no longer probable a punchline yet i like it.
2016-10-03 10:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo . well says the women and i cant believe u r the first one whose goin to lay down in the coffin by my hands .
cheers and keep the laughter comin .
2007-08-30 14:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been on here 2 hrs. and I just got a good laugh! thank you!
2007-08-30 15:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by pepperbdl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke, but now im going to have to steal it from you.
2007-08-30 14:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by (needhelpseriously) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha that was great/
2007-08-30 13:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by Moses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!! funny old man...!
2007-08-30 14:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-30 13:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋