when i heard this i didn't get it at first but then after like 30 sec i started laughing so hard
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
2007-08-30 13:29:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha and that shows how blond u are! hehehe
2007-08-30 15:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by poptart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but here's a better one:
A blond goes to a electrodomestics store, walks up to the counter and tell the guy: I'll take that TV and the guy replies... Sorry we don't sell it to blonds. So she comes back the next day with a whig and tells the guy: I'll take that TV, again the guy replies: Sorry we don't sell it to blonds. So she comes back 1 month later with a tan and a way different look and hair color and asks the guy: I'll take that TV and AGAIN the guy replies: sorry we don't sell it to blonds. The Blonds angrily asks the guy: How do you know I'm a Blond!? and the guy says: Cause' that's not a TV that's a microwave.
2007-08-30 20:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better one: Theres a blonde sitting at a bar next to a redhead, and they are watching the 11 oclock news. On the news there is a guy standing at the top of a building, ready to jump off to commit suicide, with the police surrounding him, telling him not to jump. The blonde says to the redhead, "i bet u 100 bucks he wont jump" and the redhead goes, "100 bucks it is!" 5 minutes later the guy ends up jumping (redhead wins) and the blonde goes, "darn howd u know that?" and the redhead goes, "well, i watched the 5 oclock news and already saw him jump!" and the blonde goes, "oh yea so did i, i just didnt think he'd do it again!!??"
lol
2007-08-30 21:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally a blonde joke I hadn't heard...star for you!
2007-08-30 20:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard better
2007-08-30 20:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 20:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolzzzz good one!!!same here..i did'nt get it firsr too..lolzz i was like wtf!!....but i got it like after a few seconds...lolxx!!
2007-08-30 20:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by sweet_fsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you owe me a star
2007-08-30 20:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-30 20:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle lol that's very funny.
2007-08-30 20:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋