Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
2007-08-30 13:22:33 · 8 answers · asked by Gem 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!
2007-08-30 13:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooo . well says dad no son god is the one who messed up michael jackson . lol
cheers mate
keep your jokes rollin
2007-08-30 21:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
worth a laugh but not a star
keep trying
gud luck
2007-08-30 20:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 20:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you owe me a star for that one
2007-08-30 20:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was great. loved the punchline.
2007-08-30 21:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by (needhelpseriously) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2007-08-30 20:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Vickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good...
2007-08-30 20:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by Moses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋