Do I need to baptize it or something?
2007-08-30 13:17:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Add water and wait 3 days....
2007-08-30 14:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess if you want to take a perfectly good working monkey and turn it into a lazy slob who sleeps till 3:00 everyday, gets up, farts, eats, and smokes a joint you could prove evolution like that but then why would you want to. That's the only evolution I know anything about. People used to believe in something other than immediate gratification and knew how to treat each other. Now look. Evolution is more about attitude than anything else.
2007-08-30 20:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by A B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The process of evolution has reversed; humans are now turning into monkeys. Baptism is not required to achieve this phenomenon.
2007-08-30 20:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Aeon Enigma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The mere existence of monkeys disproves evolution. After all, if we evolved from monkeys, then why does McDonald's still sometimes sell McRibs?
2007-08-30 20:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by wondermus 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope. This is reality, not pokemon. Populations evolve over many generations. Individuals don't evolve.
2007-08-30 20:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can lock an idiot in a cage too but that doesn't mean he will come out with any more intelligence then he went IN with ---does it??????
2007-08-30 20:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution takes a million or even a billion years of process. Dont you know that??? It only proves Ignorance and stupidity are all in one package...
2007-08-30 20:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by chan-chan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have seen much evidence of evolution within a species but never one species to another.There just hasn't been any transitional fossils found .The "Missing Link" so to speak.So your monkey ain't going to do anything but mess in his cage.
2007-08-30 20:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice to hear from you again. We've got some real psycho Xians that need answerin' to.
2007-08-30 20:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach it to learn how to talk so we can have a talking donkey and a talking monkey.
2007-08-30 20:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Tom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋