Those returning turds are stubborn little buggers! What's the way to ensure a successful flushdown?
2007-08-30 12:40:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Double-flushing doesn't work. Neither does toilet paper...unless I am using a wrong technique!
2007-08-30 12:45:23 · update #1
The best and most reliable way is (assuming you have one like it) to fill your toilet brush holder with water and pour it down the toilet at the same time you flush the loo. You cannot fail. A bucket would do, anything that can hold a fair amount of water.
Tried and tested about twice a week for the past fifteen years. It works
2007-08-30 12:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by rikerlock 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The really good ones should be kept in tupperware boxes to show friends. Otherwise, lay some more tissue on them, let it soak and keep on flushing, or stab them with something that you will never ever use again.
Like conkers, turds get numbers - a 9'er is one that took 9 flushes. It could be that you are eating far too much healthy food, so add an extra portion of chips to every meal in future.
Huge ones are known as "Dead otters". But a humungous one is a "railway sleeper".
2007-08-30 12:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Spray with handheld shower spray while flushing or shove a wad of toilet paper or kitchen paper towels on top of it, then flush.
2007-08-30 20:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off I'd just like to say.. this is probably one of the funniest posts yet.. now to the good stuff, I say let it hang until it dissolves, or gets flushed down when you go again
2007-08-30 15:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao, throw loads of toilet paper in the toilet then flush twice!
2007-08-30 12:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A quick double flush should do it?
2007-08-30 12:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depth charges
2007-08-30 12:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a flexible cloths hanger to push it further down the pan, if that fails..mash it up with the cloths hanger....That should do the trick..
2007-08-31 08:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Luvly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
either
A: hold down the handle a little longer
or
B: just pick it up and fling it out the window
i would try A first.
2007-08-30 15:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
if you know it is going to be a big one, use someone else's toilet eg public toilet or work and then it is not your problem (but you have to make sure no one sees you coming out after you have finished!)
2007-08-31 02:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by redhead 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋