A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
2007-08-30 11:53:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!! funny!! i starred it.
2007-08-30 12:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 19:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda of funny but not that funny but it gave me a chuckle
2007-08-30 19:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that excep the guy was in Hell and it was a russian guy.
2007-08-30 19:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Moses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute kinda
2007-08-30 18:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but really old
2007-08-30 19:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by mexican_chica2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-08-30 19:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by tracy p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me grin you racist so i gave you a star.
2007-08-30 19:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheehhe
2007-08-31 13:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Joanne♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*groan* *eyes rolling*
2007-08-30 19:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by rowdyfoudy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋