A man goes into a bar with his dog and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" Without missing a beat, the guy says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh, I'm sorry, man" says the bartender, "here, the first one's on me."
The man takes his drink to a table near the door.
Another man comes in with a dog and the first man stops him and says "You can't bring your dog in here unless you tell the bartender that he's a seeing eye dog"
The second man graciously thanks him and continues on to the bar.
"You can't bring that dog in here!" says the bartender.
The second man says "This is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender says "No, I don't think so. They don't use Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs!"
The man pauses for half a second and replies "What! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2007-08-30 11:29:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this one. thank you for the laugh. You made my day.
2007-08-30 11:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 14:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i say that one a lot and ppl don't get it for some reason!
2007-08-30 11:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Chicoaa20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!!
2007-08-30 12:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one! funny!*
2007-08-30 12:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-30 11:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marevellous!
2007-08-30 11:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.SalsaCroata 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it?
2007-08-30 11:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋