I don't like to mix my jumbo paperclips with my gem size paperclips. You see my paperclip magnet dispenser gets jammed up when the jumbos are in there, so I have a whole nother receptacle for the jumbos.
Is it me? Is it the containers fault?
2007-08-30 11:26:01 · 11 answers · asked by csucdartgirl 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Obviously someone doesn't know that race can include size whether you are an Amazon or Hobbit!
2007-08-31 16:50:24 · update #1
No, it's you. It was YOU who were insensitive enough to the jumbo paperclips by acquiring a paperclip magnet dispenser that wasn't open and accommodating enough to accept paper clips of all shapes, sizes, and colors. You're going to hell for sure, now.
When I'm president of the National Office Supply Engineers (NOSE) , I pledge to make sure this never happens again. We will work in partnership with faith-based initiatives and offer them incentives to construct new dispensers that will not discriminate against ANY paperclip, regardless of its shape, size, color, or material orientation.
Of course, not all the blame can lie with you. I suggest that you immediately hire an attorney and start negotiating with the manufacturer of the dispenser on an amicable settlement offer, or begin litigation precedings. The paper clips should also find an attorney to represent their interests.
2007-08-31 02:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a hateful Paperclip racist. How can you be so filled with racism. Those poor paperclips, all they want is to get along and you keep separating them.
I think you need to go to a paper clip racist support group.
LOL
2007-08-30 11:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, everyone seeks sameness. Probably,even paperclips.
2007-08-30 11:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah a classic case of political correctness, a paper clip is no longer a paper clip it is a clip of togetherness, you must not compare size as it may offend. The issue here is that they are all demanding equality, get a bigger pot so they can all share ;O))
2007-08-30 11:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lindy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you're an organizationalist. I need you over here in my office. Send me a resume.
2007-08-30 11:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are not a racist you have problems with paperclips.if you like neatness and sizes sorted out the way you like it i do not see any problems at all.
2007-08-30 11:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your magnetic appeal and sort out this mess.
2007-08-30 11:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by everyone's right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get out more.
2007-08-30 11:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none's.Only put some order in your mind and all will come OK!
2007-08-30 16:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...........................I would've taken this as a light hearted joke if you would've realized race has nothing to do with size but color and you should've mentioned if they were green or red or blue or something else...
2007-08-30 11:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋